553693416
The little half-smile on your face when I scream while we make-love is probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.
I'm smiling because you have no idea what disease I've given you. Welcome to the wonderful world of syphilherpehivy.
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653591208
i wish i could fall out of love. he did, so why am i not able too?
I wish you would fall out of a speeding car and crack your skull on a curb.
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160751026
I’ve been undeniably happy.. once. Now things have changed. I feel like I have no emotion.
Whitney, let Bobby back in to your life so that you can feel emotion and a good slap across your face.
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736262219
i love a man wearing tie. im a sucker for tie.
will you still love it when I use it as a gag and rein while railing you from the rear?
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479825391
i have an
major weakness for guys with lip rings.its a problem.
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902685005
I have a job assessment tomorrow and I am so nervous. I really hope my medicine works and I won’t make a total jack ass of myself.
OK, but if the results last more than 4 hours, please consult a physician. And good luck, I'm sure you'll get a "raise"
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346241464
i’m ready
for love. but is love ready for me? i’m turning 37 this year and i haven’t had a
serious relationship. i’m lonely.
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753269285
i get
rejected from everything.
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798432072
Cool Idea:
If I could kill people by beating off in front of them.
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602240549
holy fuck just stop! do you really have NOTHING better to do?!
No not really. Besides making fun of you is funner than seeking hugs from strangers.
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960386140
i hate the way you look at me, like you know what i look like in nothing but my chipped nail polish. I hate it because i know thats not how you’re looking at me, you just have the comefuckme look down pat. it drives me crazy.
Thank you. Now get on your knees.
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785063648
I’m waiting for my life to start, Fuck this shit.
Sometime you have to stop before you can start. Stop your life with some Clorox and start over.
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474721846
I often fantasise about the girls in manga and anime. It’s sort of pathetic, I know, but I’ve never had sex and it doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen soon. Those two dimensional women don’t seem disgusted by me nor do they reject me. Is it so bad that I get off on them…?
You twisted little fuck. Wanna party with me in my van?
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141019767
I feel so extremely stuck in life. I’ve got nowhere to go. I just need an out. Something or someone to push me so I can really do the things I want. I know I should do it myself.. but sometimes people need a little push.. right?
Meet me on the east rim of the Grand Canyon on 8-11-09 and I will give you that push in life that you really need.
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760290162
a few years back, i was carrying one of my dog’s puppies in my hand and i trip over a step. i dropped the dogs by complete accident, weeks later it died because of some kinda stomach sickness.i havent forgave myself for dropping that dog. if i didnt drop that puppy, it would have still been alive.
I used to play a game called kick the puppy. I grew out of it. Now I play kick the little fuckling at the grocery store.
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807765363
I carved “I hate you” on my arm and you still laughed at me.
Do something original like carving Slayer or PBR in to your arm. BTW, I'm still laughing at your dumb ass.
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75709198
I’m very attracted to heavier men. There’s this cute chubby guy in one of my classes this semester, and I think he thinks I’m strange because I can’t stop staring at him.
He is the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man and he thinks you are going to eat him.
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334153239
i’m in love with a guy who lives miles away and has a girlfriend.everyone thinks i’m pathetic.
Everyone knows that you are pathetic. You just think that they think you are pathetic.
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104041004
I keep having sex with men thinking that one of them will think I am special.
They do not.
I believe that 25 % of each person is special. The other 75 percent isn't, because you are influenced by the people around you, the media, and the fact that you are a whore.
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347003522
i’m in love with the same person i hate.
and i haven’t even told them.
It's never easy to date an identical twin, but sometimes you just need a spare. Here's hoping they aren't on the same cycle.
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379994933
Sometimes I press my back against the wall of my room and pretend that it is a person who is cuddling with me.
I used to make out with my mirror until I realized that I could do waaaay better than that stupid whore.
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989838456
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s all i can freaking say, god DANG it
When did the Mormons start getting permission to post on Group Hug?
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454272796
When I tell my friends i just want to KILL MYSELF sometimes, they say they do too, and it makes me feel worse. What if they do it before I do???
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673502432
if i brought you to prom with me, would we dance?
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
(Sorry, I can never resist a Men Without Hats reference)
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347555295
i lost my virginity to a dildo.
i didnt know any better.
There is always a special place in your heart....and now in your nightstand.... for the one you lost your virginity to. Extra style points for managing to avoid that awkward post coital conversation.
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743394783
I am a desperate fantasist and I can’t stand up straight. I hate that I have such bad posture and such a weak back. The hunch back of Notre Dame.
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
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781537032
I just had sex with a 26 year old Latina, who’s home was getting foreclosed. I paid her $5 to let me stick it in her ass. Is that okay?
Absolutely. That's why our government doesn't have a firm stance on illegal immigration. By the way, you got robbed. Do you have any idea what the dollar to peso exchange rate is? C'mon. You gotta know this shit.
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840962090
HEY PEOPLE I AM DEMOCRAT AND HAVE A VAGINA.
O for 2. Good luck trying to marry for money. Or fuck a white guy.
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266849832
i often imagine what sex feels like for a guy.
guys out there: wats it feel like?
It feels like an hour of badgering, followed by 3 minutes of me worrying about how I'm gonna get you out of my fucking house afterwards. Masturbation is underrated.
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350637368
i’m 25 and i’m a virgin. at this point, i’m pretty convinced i’ll die one.
Hopefully sooner than later. Ironically, I hope you get hit by a Herpes Train.
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214533206
You just told me to “cry a fucking river”… I did. I hope you’re satisfied.
And now here's a quarter. . For you to call someone who gives a flying fuck.
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470845624
i always pass out during sex.
So? Less choking and strangling before I shit on your chest? Yes yes?
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892826813
you make me dizzy
At least I know the chloroform is working. Its time to get Handsy!
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748584004
My brother died 6 years ago. I still blame myself.
You should feel guilty. Your could have saved him. Baby killer.
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396617712
I will never hear “Tiny Dancer” and not think of us and that night. It makes me cry everytime.
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935478428
I hate how women are expected to be a size 8 or they are concidered fat, and how they have to be thin but have huge boobs. Men have unrealistic expectations.
Why don't you take all that rage and bake them into some brownies for me. I'm hungry fattie.
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672398524
I’ve been singing the same songs for far too long.
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.......Hey....... Mickey.. SONUVABITCH.
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956353540
I want to blow my fucking brains out.
Stop posting. Start loading. NOW.
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349467631
I tried to put my lava lamp in my anus last night. it was far too hot.
Jesus H. Bicycle Tires. I would have thought the SIZE would have been the major obstacle. Get used to shoving and leaving large things in your asshole. Like buttplugs.
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572743871
Why do i rarely seem to be happy with the body that God gave me?
Because god made you into a carnivorous hippo? Just a guess, fattie.
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658037612
i slapped my baby and didn’t feel bad about it
Everyone knows that you're not supposed to slap a baby. You shake it. Nimrod.
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946960581
I’m losing the love of my life.
Slowly, and painfully.
I know, I know. That Energizer bunny is full of fucking shit.
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542246869
My vagina itches constantly. I think I have a horrible yeast infection but I am too scared to go to the gyno. I have only been once in my life when I was 23. I am almost 26 now.
Bitch you don't need a papsmear. You're gonna need a pap-shovel. Ugh. It probably smells like a gorgonzola cheese left in a New Orleans gutter over Mardi Gras week. If you poured water into your hoo-haa, it would only take 2 hours for it to turn into Sam Adams Summer Wheat.
Sonofabitch. When your hymen finally breaks its gonna sound like a two liter of Mr Pibb opening up, but not that good Mr. Pibb carbonated smell.
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293655589
My wife got her period today after being two weeks late. I have never been happier. I am going to get drunk on lunch today at work.
What? I love it when my girlfriend misses her period! That means I get to punch her in the baby maker. Wa-POW!
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338597202
last july was the one and only time I had sex. Now I have red zits on my dick. I want to die.
Those aren't zits, and you should stop having sex with ant hills.
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372942318
I am Bi Sexual!
It must be really great to be sexually confused and give it an politically correct term. We people on earth call it "indecisive" Get your shit together and try not being a slut for a change.
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419137480
from Group Hug
i just want to pack my stuff get a bus ticket and out of this place!!!!!it is depressing heretoo many bad memoriesand just wasted timei need a fresh start
Even with the down economy, I'm sure you will make it big in Vegas. Keep on hookin and I'll keep on truckin.
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Apr 15, 2009 (22 hours ago)
463885789
from Group Hug
569299354-It’s not your fault, it’s mine.I just wanted to say that nobody ever talks to me, and when they DO, they say “ARE YOU GOTHHHH?!?!”
my school sucks.
Goth is the new emo. Why aren't they asking if you are emo. Did you post this in the 90's?
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Apr 15, 2009 (22 hours ago)
38483556
from Group Hug
I love that Susan Boyle video in the first moment after everyone was ridiculing her and laughing, when the music started and she held her breath, had a little smile on her face, opened her mouth and then was like BAM MUTHAFUCKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME SING.
God it was amazing. I hope all the people who ever made fun of her shit their pants and regret ever being a jackass to anyone.
People are so mean because of physical appearance and body size. They should get over themselves because we’ll all be fat and ugly when we’re old. That Amanda chick on the show is pushing an uphill battle and one day she’ll find herself 50 and looking like a pathetic 50 year old trying to be 20.
I hope Susan wins, makes tons of money and BLOWS EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER. YOU DESERVE IT! Simon better not FUCK her over because I think if he ever did and it came out, people would probably kill him. And that gives me hope that people in the world still care about an inspirational story such as this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
Horse shit! If I have to see that cow sing that shitty song one more time I will kill myself. Get a fucking dental plan, and go fuck Simon in his arse.
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320107349
from Group Hug
I’m sick of feeling like I’M the one who has to die.Do people have that much control over me?
I'm sick of feeling like I'm the one who has to kill you. It's a control thing.
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682478972
from Group Hug
this chew and spit thing is an amazing method
Kinky.
I like the gargle and swallow method.
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579460937
from Group Hug
As soon as my fingers touch piano keys, everything else falls away and I can truly come alive.
As soon as my lips touch the cocktail glass, everthing else falls away and I can truly come alive.
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12:38 AM (18 hours ago)
755765484
from Group Hug
i just found out that i will never be able to have a child.i’m 17.and i’m absolutely crushed.
How about a second opinion?
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287605046
from Group Hug
Why did he rape me?
"Qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
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303584000
from Group Hug
the ghosts of my past are locked in my closet.
You and your ghosts had better come out of that closet. Faggot!
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17880614
from Group Hug
I told you I loved you multiple times. And you just ignored me like I said nothing.
What was that? I'm busy thinking about how hot your mom is.
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6:29 PM (12 minutes ago)
27372759
from Group Hug
I’m female and I hate wearing underwear.
I'm a man and I like what I've read. Spread em for truckers when you wear a skirt.
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233367230
I judge you when you come through my checkout and make me use a gazillion plastic bags. No it’s not okay.
Its okay. I judge you for working at a grocery store. Now shut up and bag my groceries retard.
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221310722
for the third time i was tricked by you and broken down again
its like a routine now
Its not a routine. Its a holiday. Its called Halloween. Cockshiner.
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275457962
I’ve been using women to quell the hurt my ex-wife left. It’s not fair and I feel really bad about it.
No wonder your wife left your ass. Keep raping those bitches and maybe, just maybe, your ex will give you the respect you deserve. Whinny bitch!
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100642286
My nose is getting bigger.Fuck my life.
That's what happens. Your foreskin stays the same size though. You Jew mother fucker!
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20661967
I need some positive advice, anything will do.
Lick the positive end of a car battery.
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917766507
i fell in love with a lake. she is amazing.
Don't forget your Water Wings.
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121796291
I know he’s a jerk… but then why can’t I stop blushing when he’s near me?I know he only wants one thing from me, and I don’t want to give it to him. I just hope I have the courage to say so when the time comes….
Froto, don't give him the ring. Just say no!
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487593561
i am amazed, my friend has a 7incher and were only in ninth grade =0
She has a 7 inch trout mouth? L.ong P.uss or L.P. seems to be a HUGE problem with people seeking hugs.
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923802724
from Group Hug
i really want to be prescribed something. at least i know that the problem is real then.
Swallow a bullet. Problem solved.
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725506363
from Group Hug
Is it because I’ll grow up to be insane like my mother?
Yes it is. All women grow up to be as insane or a little more than their mothers. Crazy's don't fall far from the insane tree.
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883026852
from Group Hug
I hate myself for this, but I sometimes look at underage porn. As young as 11 years old. I’ve tried to stop. It started when I was about 13 when I first got a computer, I just wanted to look at pics of girls my own age. As time went by, my preferences havent changed much. If I had money, I’d consider hiring someone to kill me.
The best thing about showering with an 11 year old is you can slick their hair back and make them look 9.
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147052356
from Group Hug
thanks for ruining my life and fucking with my head. asshole
Oh don't mention it. Really it was nothing.
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235741511
from Group Hug
I hate it when you call me “tits.” I think it’s really degrading. I’ve tried to tell many times, but I’m afraid you’ll think I’m over reacting.
For christ sakes, Juggs. At least you are getting a compliment. Shut the fuck up and deal with it.
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225488593
from Group Hug
I can’t stop crying and I don;t know why and I can’t stop.
Stop taking loads in your eye!
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171572801
from Group Hug
i feel the need at times to penetrate my anus with unusual objects,….. for example fingers remotes pens forks spoons -alex
What, no beer bottles, water bottles or wiffle ball bats? Amateur!
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947990291
It rocks to be able to post comments on confessions! I love being able to give someone some comfort. :)
As long as by "comfort" you mean a bitch slap up against their whiny, self loathing faces. Way to validate yourself with the misfortune of others.....I know, it makes me feel better about myself too.
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340606732
I just watched an extreme anime hentai clip that i’ve accidentally stumbled upon. I know I should have closed it when I found out what it was, but I watched till the end. I’m supposed to speak at church tomorrow. I don’t think I can stand up there now.
That's pretty fucking impressive for your boner to last that long, but you have to actually pay attention when they warn "if your erection lasts more than 4 hours, consult a physician." You are now a walking tripod testimonial to how pathetic your life has become.
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971679816
i licked a horses dick for 550 dollars
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356684738
I don’t “hug” confessions if they have bad spelling or grammar and it makes me feel like I’m insensitive.
You are not insensitive, you are superior......or at least you were until you started posting on Group Hug. Stick to yelling out answers at Cash Cab to impress the ladies with your stunning intellect.
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228481587
When things are not going so well, i watch Lord of the Rings and then i feel better. I secretly see myself as the good guys fighting against unbeatable odds and it makes me feel warm inside.
That sounds just like this homeless guy I used to see on my way to the subway, only he dressed up like Gandalf and pissed himself to feel warm on the outside, so maybe it's not exactly the same thing.
You Shall Not Pass!
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704738126
i think it is polite to swallow.
Rookie mistake. Sure it's polite to swallow, but everyone knows a good gargle is what keeps 'em coming back for more.
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Ultimately, your vagina is too loose for my small penis, and sex is kind of like a penny being thrown into the niagra falls.
Im sorry
See a penny, pick it up......then throw it back because you realize that it's just this dudes teeny weenie. Maybe he should toss his dick in a fountain and wish for a bigger one.
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27043567
I found out today that I am an 8th cherokee. THIS IS SWEET. I always knew my love of the earth and nature was not unfounded :)
I found out yesterday that my mom once banged an Asian at an airport Ramada. I always knew my love of hentai was not unfounded. Shut the fuck up idiot. I hope you get Smallpox and die.
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I recently came out of a deep depression and am now so positive it frightens me. I usually cum from a combination of mixing booze and low self esteem, but i'm always willing to try new things. 585849830
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828749318
from Group Hug
i like to jack off pigs
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack off a pig and your a pig jacker for life. Pig jacker!
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Mar 29, 2009 (yesterday)
685577494
from Group Hug
i was afraid to fall asleep last night because i thought i wouldn't wake up again.
I hate it when the hose keeps falling out of the exhaust pipe too.
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120688846
from Group Hug
I just want to have sex again.
Being an only child and having to send the family horse to the glue factory sucks!
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288263842
from Group Hug
Why do I have such a crappy relationship with my family? With the exception of my 17 year old sister (who I still hardly ever talk with) I don’t even really like them.
Nothing worse than being born a poor black red headed step child...
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506426710
from Group Hug
i found a rash on my penis and a lump on my balls. i don’t know what this means and it scares me to death.
Stop dry humping the rug and hitting your balls with a hammer!
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70062950
from Group Hug
we used to laugh that your friends would compare you to kurt cobaini honestly hope it was JUST because of the looks
Pre shotgun blast or post? For your sake I hope it was post.
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213292747
from Group Hug
My wife told her SMOKIN’ HOT friend that I had a big dick….
I wonder what that means?????
It means that your dick is bigger than the last one she sucked. It's not huge, it's just big. Now it's up to you to work on that 3 way.
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839762299
from Group Hug
i want to know if boys feel love???like real love cant eat/cant sleep/cant breath kind of love?
If feeling love means getting to take a dump on your chest, then hell yes!
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1:16 PM (4 hours ago)
284458899
from Group Hug
you “killed” your dog over a iphone WOW seriously WOW i have no words
WOW they have an App for that too? Those bastards at Apple think of everything. Do they have a kill thy neighbor App too?
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822869549
from Group Hug
i really wish i didn’t have to worry about throwing up after i eat.
I really wish I didn't pre-maturely ejaculate after I eat.
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433069765
from Group Hug
my penis is small and the penis enlarger ads don’t help!
Get 30' of rope and a cinder block. Tie one end of the rope to the cinder block and the other to your penis. Go the top of a 5 story building and drop the block. Your penis will be HUGE!!!
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5:04 AM (6 hours ago)
960002987
from Group Hug
can i smell your cunt?!
Must be your feet...
Classic strip club joke.
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879227992
from Group Hug
I watch at least 3 hours of porn a day… i need help
Do you need someone to sit next to you and hold your free hand? I don't understand what you need help with?
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5:04 AM (6 hours ago)
952413986
from Group Hug
I wanna make love to you while listening to Eric Clapton’s Layla (not the slow unplugged version, the original) I think it’s the best sex song!
I want you to take a head first dive off of a hotel balcony just like Eric's son did.
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