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i tried to get a free pair of shoes by fucking a ugly bitch of a girl…only later to be over powered and forced to spoon all night…i was the little spoon…FUCK MY LIFE
P.S.
I still need new shoes
Things could be worse. You could have been the shoeless inside spork.
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I tried to get a kidney that way, but apparently hookers don't make good donors.
Cash is better. Wait till she passes out and steal her wallet. Problem solved and, what the hell go ahead and sell her identity to a mexican.
Some good did come out of it. I shaved her head and sold the hair to a 7 year old cancer patient. That was the best Endless Pasta night ever!
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