Wednesday, January 21, 2009

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When I kill myself I don’t want you to think it’s your fault.

Even though part of it is. I love you too much to have you carry that weight.


Don't worry honey, the only weight he carries is you as a fucking albatross around his neck. But thanks to your quick thinking...he'll be shedding himself of that unwanted poundage sooner rather than later.

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2 comments:

Advalida said...

Seriously? Human ashes really don't weigh that much unless you try to tear them from Mommy Dearest's cold, clammy claws!

Anonymous said...

Leave it to a bitch to blame me and take her life over not rinsing out my milk glass. Last I checked the dishes are your job.