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i want to date a girl, but i dont know how to
Step 1. Hide in bushes (with pants preferably up)
Step 2. Keep the windowless van running.
Step 3. Bum rush her, throw blanket over her head and put her in van.
Step 4. Profit.
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I still love the simplicity of: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
I still like the, "can I smell your feet? Oh then it must be your pussy," pick up line. Works 50% of the time. By works, I mean it gets you thrown out of the strip club everytime.
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