Saturday, February 28, 2009

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At 18 I slept with a 35 year old man who hadn’t been with someone in almost two years. The second night he bought me a toothbrush for his place. Having just gotten out of an awful relationship I broke it off. I later found out that I had given him chlamydia unknowingly, just verifying his tainted views of America’s youth.


What about Meningitis?

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1 comment:

Advalida said...

He should have done us all a favor and cut her tubes while he was down there.