Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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i have, tonight, for the first time everEVERthat i have reached the weight of 120:gasp:do i feel fat?i dont know


You are a fatty fat fatty. Suck down a box of twinkies and a bottle of ephedrin.

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6 comments:

Harry Karate said...

She's supposed to be drinking Slimfast shakes.... Not Mcdonald's shakes.
I've made that mistake before, but it brought em to the yard.

Advalida said...

I have the plans to convert a Flowbee into an emergency abortion kit. It could also be used for liposuction.

Harry Karate said...

Why pay for a flowbee, if a shopvac does the trick? Plus a shopvac has a 20 gallon tank. Do you know how many dead babies you can fit in a 20 gallon tank. Neither do I. But i'd like to find out.

Advalida said...

Still needs the cutting attachment to chop up all the little morsels.

Harry Karate said...

THEY HAVE CUTTING ATTACHMENTS FOR THE SHOP VAC NOW???? Holy mother of aborted fetus's batman. Now the hose won't get clogged anymore when we do a late 3rd trimester abortion. The only way they make it through the tubes is if I push them through with a roto rooter and drano. That shit's time consuming.

Advalida said...

I assume "shit" was a pun. No, the attachment is part of my patent for the flowbee.