Sunday, April 19, 2009

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I just had sex with a 26 year old Latina, who’s home was getting foreclosed. I paid her $5 to let me stick it in her ass. Is that okay?


Absolutely. That's why our government doesn't have a firm stance on illegal immigration. By the way, you got robbed. Do you have any idea what the dollar to peso exchange rate is? C'mon. You gotta know this shit.


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree. You paid way too mucho.

Harry Karate said...

Is that "flying ax handles" a euphamism for "montezuma's revenge"?

Advalida said...

Yes, but with the consistency of tapioca.

Harry Karate said...

So we're talking about the consistency of poop? I just wanna be clear here.

Advalida said...

Yes, that and the MTUs