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I carry around a polaroid of my dick, and at parties when people are drunk, i take it out and show them. i don’t tell them it’s my dick. i ask what they think of it. when they ask who’s it is, i lie and say i found the picture, laugh about it like it’s a big joke. then i try to force them to critique the dick, all like it’s a big joke, laughing and shoving the picture towards them. except, it’s not a joke. it’s MY dick.
i know. i’m really screwed up.
This guy may just win a slugger award. For awesomness.
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I went to a Tijuana donkey show and took some pictures. I saved it as Karate"s picture ID so now when he calls I just laugh and laugh.
That's where Luke has been going wrong....he should have been showing a PICTURE instead of his actual dick. Damn, that really could have saved money on the legal fees.
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