Friday, January 23, 2009

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I was pleasuring myself through anal sex with vibrating anal beads… I applied the lube thoroughly, but it did not help. I lost control of my sphincter and it caused a horrible mess… my bed has been covered in shit… and I blamed it on the dog… my parents don’t believe me, and I’ve been sent to counseling. Is this normal? Am I the only one?


You should never play the "pull my finger" game with anal beads up your butt. Did it sound like an AK-47 shooting off a quick burst?

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2 comments:

Advalida said...

I also found that metamucil is not a suitable replacement for KY.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you blew out your rectal O ring. Do NOT google "tub girl" or "two girls one cup"