Friday, January 30, 2009

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Group Hug
Starting this week, when I get home from work on Monday, I am locking myself in my house and I will write my book. I am taking vacation time for a whole week and will not leave my house unless there is a disaster so that I can write my book.


See Dick Run. Run Dick Run. Shut the fuck up Jane and mind your own damn business. Bitches gotta know their place so get back to the kitchen 'cause breakfast isn't going to make itself you lazy whore.

The End

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3 comments:

Advalida said...

Please save Oprah from another embarrassment. Lock yourself in the garage instead, with the car running.

Harry Karate said...

James Frey, tight clothing, milkshakes and dietary failures take exception to your comments sir.

Anonymous said...

I like books with pictures in them.