Monday, January 19, 2009

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Heartbroken, lonely and tipsy, I followed a stranger that i met in a club to a hotel and lost my virginity. I’d always wanted to wait for someone special.


What's not special about having sex at a Red Roof Inn after drinking Asti all night? SERIOUSLY! What's not to like Brandi!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Copy and paste the one about Vaughn here too.

Harry Karate said...

What.ever. They get three squares a day while handcuffed to the radiator.

Anonymous said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin...