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My roommate walked in on me masturbating, but I hid it as best I could. He pretended not to notice and I pretended I wasn’t doing anything, but I know that we both know it.
It probably would've helped it there was a cucumber protuding out from your ass. Just sayin.
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I did not pretend to not notice. I've been telling everyone.
Its hard not to notice when I'm hanging from a noose connected to the ceiling fan and beating it like it owes me money.
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