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My girlfriend is over 200 pounds but i love her. She asked me if she could ride me last night. When she did i think she broke my pelvic bone. It hurts to badly but i dont have the guts to tell her i blamed it on running.
If she wants to try ice cream/whipped cream on the cock, make sure you don't skimp on the preparation. Take her to the all you can eat buffet first....and NOT the Asian one...everyone knows you are hungry again 30 minutes later after Asian food. Idiot.
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And remember. Always use the same safety word. Asparagus. Sometimes when you tell them that the rope is too tight, and you can't feel your extremities anymore, they don't get the message.
It could have been worse, imagine her wearing a strap-on.
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