Saturday, March 14, 2009

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why dont you like my vagina?


Because it reminds me of being in a hot summer meat packing plant. Giant slabs of roast beef hanging from rafters, blood on the ground, smelly people wandering around wearing tight hair nets like your sheen white panties trying to halt the advance of your bush hair running down your leg and well past any semblance of panty line. You need to trim it lady, when your panties look like a parachute because your bush is pushing it out like a fupa..... Its time to get proficient with scissors.
And don't get me going about the smell. Noxious fumes wafting towards me like a fog rolling through the Floridian everglades.

I could go on, but there is a finite amount of adjectives in the human language.

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2 comments:

Advalida said...

Funny how 6 little words can ignite such a tirade.

Anonymous said...

I don't like frigid, dank areas. Alaska is a big place and so is your dead swollen vag!