Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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I never went to college, but everyone thinks I graduated with a degree.


That's okay. Not only am I the president of the hair club for men, but I'm a client"

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6 comments:

Advalida said...

for the last 5 1/2 years, chicks at the library thought I was going to college. The police are still looking for the rest of their bodies.

Harry Karate said...

The rest of their bodies? Do you still keep the torso's and hand's like i do?

Advalida said...

Eyeballs and roses in a vase. The other organs I donate to save lives.

Anonymous said...

It's not who you know it's who you blow. I bet you're still middle management at Starbucks or Taco Bell.

Harry Karate said...

What if I've blown everyone I already know?

Advalida said...

Practice makes perfect, unless you practice imperfectly.