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I just got home from the hospital, because I attempted suicide and lived.
Wait? You failed at failing? Shoot for three in a row, maybe your dreams will come true and we'll never have to hear you fail at failing again.
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Trying to slit your wrists with a butter knife is a formula for failure. Try rolling yourself through a bandsaw.
You were allowed to leave the hospital after attempting suicide? Who was your doctor, Gregory House?
They need to switch from Gregory House to Kevorkian.
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