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When things are not going so well, i watch Lord of the Rings and then i feel better. I secretly see myself as the good guys fighting against unbeatable odds and it makes me feel warm inside.
That sounds just like this homeless guy I used to see on my way to the subway, only he dressed up like Gandalf and pissed himself to feel warm on the outside, so maybe it's not exactly the same thing.
You Shall Not Pass!
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I like to hang out in the bell tower with the pigeons and my trusty sniper's rifle.
I like to imagine that I'm Larry Craig everytime I use a unisex bathroom. Not luck yet...
Amateur. You have to learn morse code first. Then start toe tapping. . . .. ----------. ....
There, I just got you laid.
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