Thursday, April 2, 2009

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I found out today that I am an 8th cherokee. THIS IS SWEET. I always knew my love of the earth and nature was not unfounded :)


I found out yesterday that my mom once banged an Asian at an airport Ramada. I always knew my love of hentai was not unfounded. Shut the fuck up idiot. I hope you get Smallpox and die.

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10 comments:

Harry Karate said...

Both of my dads did 2 tours in Vietnam, any surprise that I like 12 year old Laotian girls?
I know. I know. GIRLS FROM THE SAME PENISULA! Its so weird its creepy.

Advalida said...

So who are the other 7 Cherokees?

Harry Karate said...

They died of smallpox.

Advalida said...

I feel so all alone.

Anonymous said...

Remind me not to park my wagon in front of your house. I don't want it burned.

Harry Karate said...

How is your wagon gonna catch fire? The burning crosses are over 15 feet away?

Advalida said...

I lost my wagon in a fire when I hitched it to a star. Geico fully covered it tho.

Harry Karate said...

BUT DID YOU SAVE MONEY WHEN YOU SWITCHED TO GEICO?

Advalida said...

Yes, and it just sits there, staring at me.

Harry Karate said...

"I'm not 100% in love with your tone"