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My wife got her period today after being two weeks late. I have never been happier. I am going to get drunk on lunch today at work.
What? I love it when my girlfriend misses her period! That means I get to punch her in the baby maker. Wa-POW!
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Blessings from the sack is what I call those. When all else fails use the stairwell abortion.
This is where your inexperience shows. Throwing them down the stairwell might leave marks. Whereas a quick jab to the uterus can be explained a million ways.
Then again, it depends on the stairs. I'd like to kick a few pregnant chicks down some temple stairs in Mexico city.
My Flobee abortion kit comes with extra chloroform for those "heavy" days.
Oh, and it comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Should'nt it be a "non-lifetime guarantee"?
As long as lifetime and guarantee are in the same sentence, you are covered.
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