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i lost my virginity to a dildo.
i didnt know any better.
There is always a special place in your heart....and now in your nightstand.... for the one you lost your virginity to. Extra style points for managing to avoid that awkward post coital conversation.
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I guess while choosing from items off a nightstand, she did good. At least it wasn't a lava lamp.
But on the downside she could have said "I love Lamp" and meant it.
I lost mine to Michael Stipe.
I lost my virginity to my hand and it didn't get off just like the women I've slept with.
Women can get off? News to me.
They can but I hear it is like finding bigfoot or D.B. Cooper in the northwest woods.
From now on I'm calling a clitoris D.B. Cooper in honor of that last post.
I don't recommend calling it Sasquatch, apparently it's some sort of insult.
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