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Sometimes I press my back against the wall of my room and pretend that it is a person who is cuddling with me.
I used to make out with my mirror until I realized that I could do waaaay better than that stupid whore.
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I never use my mirror anymore, it never gave me the right answers. I use Yahoo Answers or Wikipedia now.
I also learned how to kiss from a mirror, but it wasn't the best teacher. I was always bumping into chicks after that. Objects may be closer than they appear.
You should back yourself in to a fast moving vehicle and cuddle with it.
I'd prefer if they didn't back into it, but rather, ran face first.
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