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When I tell my friends i just want to KILL MYSELF sometimes, they say they do too, and it makes me feel worse. What if they do it before I do???
Let me get this straight. You are worrying about what your dead friends will think of you for not killing yourself before they do? Don't worry, if you really are that fucking stupid, i'm sure natural selection will take care of it.
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I can understand why your friends would want to kill you. They're not your friends, they're just "other people" in the methadone line. Sit back, relax and let them do all the hard work.
Do we really want to take that chance? Natural Selection? Somebody took that chance before, and now we have albino's and platypuss's on the planet. Its not fullproof.
Sorry guys, I've been a little under the weather. I'll see what I can do.
Have one of those "cult" bbq's and drink the punch at the same time as your friends.
I thought it was Kool-aid? Whatever, I get the reference, and hope that they kill themselves.
Why don't you guys all talk about it in your garage...while sitting in your car...running...for a few hours.
I'd like them to talk it over in the middle of an intersection, and get run over by a car. Then we can see carnage. And masturbate furiously.
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