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My vagina itches constantly. I think I have a horrible yeast infection but I am too scared to go to the gyno. I have only been once in my life when I was 23. I am almost 26 now.
Bitch you don't need a papsmear. You're gonna need a pap-shovel. Ugh. It probably smells like a gorgonzola cheese left in a New Orleans gutter over Mardi Gras week. If you poured water into your hoo-haa, it would only take 2 hours for it to turn into Sam Adams Summer Wheat.
Sonofabitch. When your hymen finally breaks its gonna sound like a two liter of Mr Pibb opening up, but not that good Mr. Pibb carbonated smell.
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Wash that thing with a fire hose. Holy shit, did you not learn basic hygene skills?
She should squat over Old Faithful. That might help.
That was truly inspiring. I'm gonna have to try sushi and blue cheese dressing.
Her yeast infection doubles for Wasabi sauce. It's a little tangy, but I'm just sayin.
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