Sunday, April 26, 2009

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Cool Idea:
If I could kill people by beating off in front of them.



You'd just be copying Chuck Norris - because he shoots his load like a fucking .44 Magnum

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5 comments:

Harry Karate said...

If I people died by me jerking off in front of them, there'd be nobody left on the planet.

Advalida said...

I'm pretty sure John Holmes pioneered this tactic already.

Harry Karate said...

If I shoot my eye out with my own ejaculatory material, will it fix my lazy eye?

Advalida said...

Which eye do you close when you squeeze the trigger?

Harry Karate said...

The good one. But then again, when I shoot, I'm always 30 degrees off with the shot. To the right.